I forgot how the warmth of the sun feels like... but I don't really mind because your love paid me well.


Love,

I'm a bit too old to be a rebel but I still am. In more ways than one.


Love,

She immediately bought everything her son wanted so she could get rid of him, so she could avoid loving him.


Love,

She does it with guys she only met through the internet. I wonder if she has herpes?


Love,

An expensive school does not guarantee finesse.


Love,

The last two minutes on my way home is when I miss you most.


Love,

Restraint can also be a wonderful thing.


Love,

Are zebras black with white stripes or are they white with black stripes?


Love,

People are like movies, I only get to remember the best and worst of them.


Love,

Greatness is not a destination, son. It's the whole effin' journey.


Love,

Scars and wrinkles in men can be very sexy.


Love,

The best conversations I've had are with people whose opinions I don't agree with.


Love,

The curves in my body don't look as raunchy as they used to be, but I feel sexier.


Love,

I am a typical human being. I tend to shrug off people who love me.


Love,

My pregnant tummy when I was pregnant with you was very much like an antique furniture --it was also a good conversation piece. LOLz.


Love,

We named you after Shakespeare's Iago not for his villainy, but for his complexity.


Love,

I almost gave up on love, thinking that my other half might be two centuries older than me or is living somewhere in the remote corners of Ethiopia.


Love,

He doesn't know that the woman he always knew as his sister, is his own mother.


Love,

God only gives me burden I could bear, so I often choose to be weaker than I really am.


Love,

Uncle Wenkie thinks you're a cool baby. I do too...


Love,

Your Daddy always says that loving a person too much is not love but self-indulgence. Or selfishness.


Love,

That nerd of a guy knew that I had a crush on him from way back in college and never fails to rub it into the conversation. Ewe.


Love,

I am inside a huge gilded cage. I wish I could fly and be free from it someday. No more prejudice.


Love,

Life is short. Sin a little.


Love,

Some compliments make me very uncomfortable.


Love,