A doting mother's twisted love notes to her infant son.
Good looks can't offset stupidity. Remember that. Love,
It's ok to follow your dreams just as long as you don't starve while you're at it. Love,
Never EVER make a sex tape. Love,
Empty spaces remind me of infinite possibilities.Love,
It's not good to insist on solving an argument before you sleep just because you heard it's the right thing to do.Love,
If people only knew what goes on inside my mind.. (grin)Love,
Your dad is channeling some Edward Cullen. The part where you want to drive a wooden stake down his throat. Grrr! Wooozaaah!Love,