Before you attempt to write anything, first, describe the beauty of sunset.


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Give me freedom and I'll be yours forever.


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It's not about the tea. It's about the time.


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I think locks are the saddest inventions in human history.


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To the man (or woman) who invented the stapler, you rock!


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The opposite of love is not hate but the desperate attempt to forget someone.


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Anything baby is cute. Even a baby crocodile is cute.


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I love the way some people smile discretely when I say the word, "HOT".


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"By appointmen only." I refuse to go to a dental clinic that couldn't even spell it right.

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The hardest thing to manage more than time and money, are people.


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Always surround yourself with happy people and please don't ask me why.


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Greed made him forget that he was once a good man.


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Men who let their women (or other people) do all the work to feed their family are disgusting.


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By being too kind, we create monsters out of people.


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I have never judged people based on their faith but her attitude forces me to make an exception.


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The hardest stories to listen to are about people who don't take their sick loved ones to the hospital because they don't have any money.


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I wonder what will happen to the world if chickens will go extinct?


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I bet December 21, 2012 is going to conceive a lot of doomsday babies.


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Never underestimate the power of preference. Some people will still like pudding even if you force caviar down their throats. And vice-versa.


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I'm gonna slaughter the person who would tell you that Santa is not a real.


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