A doting mother's twisted love notes to her infant son.
I like looking at big houses but I don't want to live in them. Love,
He asks his girlfriend to do a threesome and he still calls it love. How convenient!Love,
Your father is not my first love but he will be the last. Err, hopefully. LOLz.Love,
I think you're handsome. Is it because it's true? Or is it because I love you? Love,
The luckiest people are the ones who write love stories for a living.Love,
It is very important that I talk to you about sex and condoms later in life.-- but where will I get the nerve?Love,
Why do most tragedies happen to good people?Love,
The way I see it, respect is more important than love.Love,