Showing posts with label mommy's friends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mommy's friends. Show all posts

LIVE HAPPILY

He claimed that he can live happily without love. Can anyone really?


Love,

UNFORGIVABLE SECRET

She has a secret. A nauseating and unforgivable secret.


Love,


FOR ANYTHING

He claimed his girlfriend's father didn't want him for her because he was poor.

Yeah, like his overall bad attitude didn't count for anything.



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TRULY UNDERSTOOD

I never truly understood what textbook narcissism meant until I met him.


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NOT GENIUS

He can simplify the most complicated topics in a way that even a taho vendor can understand. If that's not genius I don't know what else is.


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FUNNIEST PEOPLE

The funniest people I know don't even have the slightest idea how incredibly funny they are.


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JUST LIKE PRAWNS

He always preferred great bodies over pretty faces.

He said, "Women are like prawns... you don't eat the head, you eat the body!"


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ON A DIET

I just so hate it when people forgo a delicious meal and a potentially good conversation because they are "on a diet."


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HIS TWIN BROTHER

Jude let me blabber for a couple of minutes before telling me that he is not his twin brother, Joseph... and that he doesn't know me. Grrr!


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SAVE EVERYBODY

K wants to save everybody.


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DUNKIN DONUT AFTERNOONS

Kaizer died of heartache at age 27. I can still remember the Dunkin Donut afternoons we shared in high school.


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TO GOOD PEOPLE

Why do most tragedies happen to good people?


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HUGE CHUNK

I'm seriously wondering where most men get that huge chunk of courage to sleep with prostitutes?


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ON A PLATE

I told tipay that being a housewife makes me feel like a parasite to your dad.

Without batting an eyelash she replied.. "well, serve your vagina in a plate!" LOLz.



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FOR GRANTED

Don't take people for granted just because they said they'll always be there.


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PERFECTLY OK

I'm 27, but sometimes I still don't know what to do with my life.


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HELPING OTHERS

Helping others, as it turns out, doesn't make loyal friends.


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