You keep calling me "Mommy Ironman". Gosh, I really wish I was.


Love,

I'm sorry for bearing you into a world with a global warming package.


Love,

My life ceased to be pointless the moment I had you.


Love,

Anything baby is cute. Even a baby crocodile is cute.


Love,

I ask everybody not to kiss you on the lips but I do it each time I get the chance.


Love,

Thank you for letting me experience the joys and hardships of motherhood.


Love,

You're actually a lot smarter than I give you credit for.


Love,

You stopped painting on our walls not because you grew up but because you already used up all the space.


Love,

You are only three years old but your mind works amazing.


Love,

"Mommy, it's wonderful! It's so cute!" you said of the dead mosquito on your finger.

I wish I could still look at the world the same way you do.


Love,

It's funny how things that scare you can also excite you.


Love,

You're so gwapo. I'm not saying that just because I'm your mother. Or am I?


Love,

Having you is my best excuse to buy myself lots and lots of story books. (grin)


Love,

Sometimes when I look at you I still can't believe that you were once inside my tummy. I mean, how cool is that?


Love,

The best gift Santa ever gave me are giggly little hands and feet to disturb my sleep every single morning.


Love,

You're probably never going to find a girlfriend that I will approve of. Good luck.


Love,

I'm gonna slaughter the person who would tell you that Santa is not a real.


Love,

I feel like a bad mom because you're not as fat as the other kids.


Love,

A child's capacity to love amazes me.


Love,

No matter how utterly boring and complicated you made my life look like sometimes, I can't imagine it anymore without you.


Love,