NOTHING ELSE

If the pain of childbirth doesn't make you stronger, I guess nothing else will.


Love,

HAPPY ABOUT

I am intrigued by people who constantly laugh. What are they so happy about?


Love,

DOOMSDAY BABIES

I bet December 21, 2012 is going to conceive a lot of doomsday babies.


Love,

ANALYZING IT

The secret to ruining a joke is analyzing it.


Love,

LONG HALLWAY

The long hallway walk to the doctors clinic always feels like going to death row.


Love,

APPROVE OF

You're probably never going to find a girlfriend that I will approve of. Good luck.


Love,

WITH AUTHORITY

I have always had a problem with authority. See? You get that from me.


Love,

POWER OF PREFERENCE

Never underestimate the power of preference. Some people will still like pudding even if you force caviar down their throats. And vice-versa.


Love,

REAL YOU

In moments of anger and despair, you uncontrollably become the real you.


Love,

REAL PERSON

I'm gonna slaughter the person who would tell you that Santa is not a real.


Love,

FUNNIEST PEOPLE

The funniest people I know don't even have the slightest idea how incredibly funny they are.


Love,

LIKE A TYPEWRITER

I wish everyone wrote and lived like a typewriter... you know, giving weight to every word because you can't erase everything in just one click.


Love,

LITTLE SPACE

Home is indeed a place. It's that little space in between the arms of the one you love.



Love,

TREADMILL ON HEELS

Talking about politics and religion is like walking on a treadmill on heels.


Love,

KNOW IT ALL

Whenever I'm tempted to think I know it all, I get interrupted by 500,000 google search results.


Love,

FACELESS STRANGER

Sometimes I see God as a faceless stranger who walks a few steps ahead of me and drops pieces of signs, for me to pick up.


Love,

THE SMELL

I like the smell of paint, gasoline and rugby-- you know, in a non-addict kind of way.


Love,

JUST LIKE PRAWNS

He always preferred great bodies over pretty faces.

He said, "Women are like prawns... you don't eat the head, you eat the body!"


Love,

SUCH A THING

How do we measure love? Is there such a thing as big love or small love? Or should we just take comfort in the fact that it is... love?


Love,

BORDERLINE CRAZY

Did you know that mommy went borderline crazy over this guy when mommy was still in college?

Now you know.


Love,

ON A DIET

I just so hate it when people forgo a delicious meal and a potentially good conversation because they are "on a diet."


Love,

CONSIDER MYSELF

I consider myself very lucky... and very unlucky at the same time.


Love,

BAD MOM

I feel like a bad mom because you're not as fat as the other kids.


Love,


NOT A PLACE

The term "squatter" is not a place. It is a kind of person.


Love,

CAPACITY TO LOVE

A child's capacity to love amazes me.


Love,


 
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