I am actually a very cool mom. You're just not allowed to know why until you're 35.


Love,

I wish I could preserve some of my life's moments in a jar and open it everytime I feel like it.


Love,

Give me freedom and I'll be yours forever.


Love,

I was young and restless once. And boy was I good at it.


Love,

You keep calling me "Mommy Ironman". Gosh, I really wish I was.


Love,

My life ceased to be pointless the moment I had you.


Love,

If I had a super power I want it to be the ability to write a sentence in one word, a paragraph in one sentence, and so on.


Love,

I ask everybody not to kiss you on the lips but I do it each time I get the chance.


Love,

Thank you for letting me experience the joys and hardships of motherhood.


Love,

I can spend a whole day reading things people write on toilet walls. There I said it.


Love,

Scriptwriters have the best jobs in the world. They can control everything without being seen.


Love,

I looked down and saw nothing but ugly, wrinkly and dirty feet. Am I that busy nowadays?


Love,

If the pain of giving birth only feels like mosquito bite, I would love to give you ten brothers and eights sisters.


Love,

It's always the waiting part that's the hardest.


Love,

I will leave your dad for Diether Ocampo and he knows that. LOLs.


Love,

I do not belong anywhere. That is my gift as well as my curse.


Love,

I cannot sleep without having a blanket cover my whole body... until now.


Love,

The things I'm looking for are almost always the last things I will find.


Love,

Computer games are bad for you. Oh God, take it from me.


Love,

It's not hard to have everything. What's hard is how you could balance everything without having to give up something.


Love,