Showing posts with label your mama jebe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label your mama jebe. Show all posts

COUPLE HUNDRED

Written by Better Than Coffee
 

Mama has no mean bone on her body... just a couple hundred "don't-do-this-and-that" ones.


Love,

 

MANY CONVERSATIONS

Written by Better Than Coffee
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On one of their many conversations over the phone, she said to Mama... "We should love our daughter's husbands because they are going to be the ones to take care of our daughters when we are gone."


Love,

 

FIFTH BOX

Written by Better Than Coffee
 

Mama sent me a fifth box of ube piaya. I dont have the heart to tell her I dont eat ube piaya.


Love,

 

REASSURING THOUGHT

Written by Better Than Coffee
 

Mama gave birth to me with only 20 pesos in her pocket and the reassuring thought that God will provide.


Love,

 

WHEN TO STOP

Written by Better Than Coffee
 

The trouble always starts when mama doesn't know when to stop helping.


Love,

 

TOO OLD

Written by Better Than Coffee
 

Mama doesn't buy me pasalubong anymore because I'm already too old for those.

She's wrong..


Love,

 

ONCE IN A WHILE

Written by Better Than Coffee
 

Mama always said, "you have to eat germs once in a while".


Love,

 

REPAY MAMA

Written by Better Than Coffee
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I can never repay Mama even if I hang myself upside down.


Love,

 

SOFT EXTERIOR

Written by Better Than Coffee
 

Behind her soft exterior, Mama is the most hard headed person I know. LOLz.


Love,

 

AWAY FROM HER

Written by Better Than Coffee
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Mama finally had a clean house when I got married. Is that why she likes your dad so much? LOLz.


Love,

 

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