LIKE WATER

Treat your words like water. There are lots of it but only 1% is potable.


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BAD MOM

I am a bad mom sometimes.


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BORN WITH IT

Some people are born with it. Some others have to try a little harder. Some others have to try much harder. Life is fair. LOLs.


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THREE PEOPLE

He walked out of a fast food chain with four takeouts in his hands.

Three people are probably waiting for him to come home. Nice!


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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

It's Hehehe, not JEJEJE, for crying out loud on top of Mt. Banahaw!


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TO CURIOSITY

Ignorance leads to curiosity.


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BABY DADDY

"T's" husband is not the baby daddy. He doesn't know.


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MILF SOMEDAY

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PAINT A PICASSO

If you're Van Gogh, stop trying to paint a Picasso. You're not Picasso.


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NO AIRCON

This is you at two years old.

Iago: Mommy, econ, econ! (crying)
Mommy: Langga, there's no aircon.

Iago: Why?!

Mommy: Because it's brownout.
Iago: Why?!
Mommy: Because there's no electricity.

Iago: WHY?!!!

Mommy: (nosebleed)



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ON HER THINGY

Your daddy on an ex-whatever: Mommy, did you really think I was putting my thingy on her thingy!? (with a flabbergasted expression) LOLs.


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REAL FAILURE

The only real failure for a parent is not being there for the children.


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FOR THE MONEY

The people who don't do it for the money are the most dangerous.


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HEALTHY AND ROBUST

Tell me, what could be more irritating than healthy and robust people begging alms on the street?


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ON MY MAILBOX

I hate spam e-mails yet I miss them when they're not on my mailbox.


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BEEN UP TO

If your daddy only knows what I've been up to when I was younger. LOLz.


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NEVER OFFSET

Good looks can't offset stupidity. Remember that.


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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

It's ok to follow your dreams just as long as you don't starve while you're at it.


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NEVER EVER

Never EVER make a sex tape.


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EMPTY PAGES

Empty spaces remind me of infinite possibilities.


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RIGHT THING TO DO

It's not good to insist on solving an argument before you sleep just because you heard it's the right thing to do.

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INSIDE MY MIND

If people only knew what goes on inside my mind.. (grin)


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THE PART WHERE

Your dad is channeling some Edward Cullen. The part where you want to drive a wooden stake down his throat. Grrr! Wooozaaah!


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NO SHIRT ON

If I were a guy, the first thing I will do is run around the neighborhood with no shirt on. LOLz.


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END OF CONVERSATION

Stop arguing about politics and religion if you ever want to see the end of conversation.


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