This is you at two years old.

Iago: Mommy, econ, econ! (crying)
Mommy: Langga, there's no aircon.
Iago: Why?!
Mommy: Because it's brownout.
Iago: Why?!
Mommy: Because there's no electricity.
Iago: WHY?!!!
Mommy: (nosebleed)


Love,

Your daddy on an ex-whatever: Mommy, did you really think I was putting my thingy on her thingy!? (with a flabbergasted expression) LOLs.


Love,

The only real failure for a parent is not being there for the children.


Love,

The people who don't do it for the money are the most dangerous.


Love,

Tell me, what could be more irritating than healthy and robust people begging alms on the street?


Love,

I hate spam e-mails yet I miss them when they're not on my mailbox.


Love,

If your daddy only knows what I've been up to when I was younger. LOLz.


Love,

Good looks can't offset stupidity. Remember that.


Love,

It's ok to follow your dreams just as long as you don't starve while you're at it.


Love,

Never EVER make a sex tape.


Love,

Empty spaces remind me of infinite possibilities.


Love,

It's not good to insist on solving an argument before you sleep just because you heard it's the right thing to do.

Love,

If people only knew what goes on inside my mind.. (grin)


Love,

Your dad is channeling some Edward Cullen. The part where you want to drive a wooden stake down his throat. Grrr! Wooozaaah!


Love,

If I were a guy, the first thing I will do is run around the neighborhood with no shirt on. LOLz.


Love,

Stop arguing about politics and religion if you ever want to see the end of conversation.


Love,

Sometimes I am Cinderella and sometimes I am the wicked step-sister.


Love,

If you feel like you don't matter to the world, search your name on google.


Love,

I have the gift of seeing hidden beauty in things but not in people.


Love,

Men look for virgin wives and screw the "virgin population" while they're at it.


Love,

You will hear this often and this is true. "Less words. Less mistakes."


Love,

Do whatever you like with your life son. Just don't get someone pregnant at sixteen.


Love,

You're not a caveman. Please stop writing on our walls.


Love,

I did some crazy things in my youth that I wasn't proud of but looking back, I wouldn't have done it any other way.


Love,

People don't change. They only become better versions of themselves.


Love,