If I were a guy, the first thing I will do is run around the neighborhood with no shirt on. LOLz.


Love,

Stop arguing about politics and religion if you ever want to see the end of conversation.


Love,

Sometimes I am Cinderella and sometimes I am the wicked step-sister.


Love,

If you feel like you don't matter to the world, search your name on google.


Love,

I have the gift of seeing hidden beauty in things but not in people.


Love,

Men look for virgin wives and screw the "virgin population" while they're at it.


Love,

You will hear this often and this is true. "Less words. Less mistakes."


Love,

Do whatever you like with your life son. Just don't get someone pregnant at sixteen.


Love,

You're not a caveman. Please stop writing on our walls.


Love,

I did some crazy things in my youth that I wasn't proud of but looking back, I wouldn't have done it any other way.


Love,

People don't change. They only become better versions of themselves.


Love,

We all came into the world, crying our brains out. Is that a good sign?


Love,

Don't get married if you're just going to look for someone else.


Love,

I'm all for gender equality but I can't help but miss the times when men were men and women were women.


Love,

Tagalog is a pretty awesome language. Learn it and play with it if you have time.


Love,

It's 8AM but the sunlight feels like 10 AM on my skin.


Love,

Educate yourself in such a way that you can turn everything into gold.


Love,

Some people have all the luck and some people don't. I'm stuck in the middle.


Love,

Marriage puts you in a kawayan bed with lots of pillows and a blanket made from egyptian cotton.


Love,

Happy birthday son. Thank you for making me want to be a better person.


Love,

Mama gave birth to me with only 20 pesos in her pocket and the reassuring thought that God will provide.


Love,

There is no other place in the world I would rather be, so I guess that means I'm happy.


Love,

I like looking at big houses but I don't want to live in them.


Love,

He asks his girlfriend to do a threesome and he still calls it love. How convenient!


Love,

Your father is not my first love but he will be the last. Err, hopefully. LOLz.


Love,