NO AIRCON

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This is you at two years old.

Iago: Mommy, econ, econ! (crying)
Mommy: Langga, there's no aircon.
Iago: Why?!
Mommy: Because it's brownout.
 Iago: Why?!
Mommy: Because there's no electricity.
Iago: WHY?!!!
Mommy: (nosebleed)


Love,

 

ON HER THINGY

Written by Better Than Coffee
 

Your daddy on an ex-whatever: Mommy, did you really think I was putting my thingy on her thingy!? (with a flabbergasted expression) LOLs.


Love,

 

REAL FAILURE

Written by Better Than Coffee
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The only real failure for a parent is not being there for the children.


Love,

 

FOR THE MONEY

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The people who don't do it for the money are the most dangerous.


Love,

 

HEALTHY AND ROBUST

Written by Better Than Coffee
 

Tell me, what could be more irritating than healthy and robust people begging alms on the street?


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ON MY MAILBOX

Written by Better Than Coffee
 

I hate spam e-mails yet I miss them when they're not on my mailbox.


Love,

 

BEEN UP TO

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If your daddy only knows what I've been up to when I was younger. LOLz.


Love,

 

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