If the pain of childbirth doesn't make you stronger, I guess nothing else will.


Love,

I am intrigued by people who constantly laugh. What are they so happy about?


Love,

I bet December 21, 2012 is going to conceive a lot of doomsday babies.


Love,

The secret to ruining a joke is analyzing it.


Love,

The long hallway walk to the doctors clinic always feels like going to death row.


Love,

You're probably never going to find a girlfriend that I will approve of. Good luck.


Love,

I have always had a problem with authority. See? You get that from me.


Love,

Never underestimate the power of preference. Some people will still like pudding even if you force caviar down their throats. And vice-versa.


Love,

In moments of anger and despair, you uncontrollably become the real you.


Love,

I'm gonna slaughter the person who would tell you that Santa is not a real.


Love,

The funniest people I know don't even have the slightest idea how incredibly funny they are.


Love,

I wish everyone wrote and lived like a typewriter... you know, giving weight to every word because you can't erase everything in just one click.


Love,

Home is indeed a place. It's that little space in between the arms of the one you love.



Love,

Talking about politics and religion is like walking on a treadmill on heels.


Love,

Whenever I'm tempted to think I know it all, I get interrupted by 500,000 google search results.


Love,

Sometimes I see God as a faceless stranger who walks a few steps ahead of me and drops pieces of signs, for me to pick up.


Love,

I like the smell of paint, gasoline and rugby-- you know, in a non-addict kind of way.


Love,

He always preferred great bodies over pretty faces.

He said, "Women are like prawns... you don't eat the head, you eat the body!"


Love,

How do we measure love? Is there such a thing as big love or small love? Or should we just take comfort in the fact that it is... love?


Love,

Did you know that mommy went borderline crazy over this guy when mommy was still in college?

Now you know.


Love,

I just so hate it when people forgo a delicious meal and a potentially good conversation because they are "on a diet."


Love,

I consider myself very lucky... and very unlucky at the same time.


Love,

I feel like a bad mom because you're not as fat as the other kids.


Love,

The term "squatter" is not a place. It is a kind of person.


Love,

A child's capacity to love amazes me.


Love,