NOT LOVE

Love is not love without the crazy.


Love,


BEAUTY OF SUNSET

Before you attempt to write anything, first, describe the beauty of sunset.


Love,

FAVORITE SIN

Vanity is not the devil's favorite sin. It's envy.


Love,

COOL MOM

I am actually a very cool mom. You're just not allowed to know why until you're 35.


Love,

IN A JAR

I wish I could preserve some of my life's moments in a jar and open it everytime I feel like it.


Love,


WEIGH PEOPLE

Weigh people not only for what they say but also for what they don't say.


Love,

YOURS FOREVER

Give me freedom and I'll be yours forever.


Love,

SAME AMOUNT

Anyone who's capable of feeling so much love is also capable of feeling so much pain. And anger. And misery. And pleasure.


Love,

YOUNG AND RESTLESS

I was young and restless once. And boy was I good at it.


Love,

BEING FUNNY

Invest more on being funny than being handsome.


Love,

GUILTY PLEASURE

If you've had a guilty pleasure then you have probably lived.


Love,

ABOUT THE TIME

It's not about the tea. It's about the time.


Love,

SADDEST INVENTIONS

I think locks are the saddest inventions in human history.


Love,

COUPLE HUNDRED

Mama has no mean bone on her body... just a couple hundred "don't-do-this-and-that" ones.


Love,

FINISH COLLEGE

Stay in school, son. Even Steven Spielberg went back to finish college.


Love,

KIND OF GUY

He's not the kind of guy I read from out of the pages of a romance novel.

... but sometimes he is.


Love,

STRONGER THAN YOU THINK

You will always be much stronger than you think.


Love,

OFF A BRIDGE

She's one of those people who can make my life easier by jumping off a bridge.


Love,

IN THE SAME BODY

"Educated" and "Easy to boss around" cannot live in the same body.


Love,

ROOT OF ALL HEARTACHES

Dishonesty is the root of all heartaches.


Love,

NEVER APOLOGIZE

Never apologize for doing what you're good at.


Love,

HATE NUMBERS

You really can't hate numbers if you love money.


Love,

YOUR STANDARDS

Lower your expectations but never your standards.


Love,

COOLEST THING

To the man (or woman) who invented the stapler, you rock!


Love,

LIKE PIMPLES

First loves are like pimples. You have to wait 'til you're twenty-five to get over them.


Love,

 
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